Hart of Dixie Wisdom (In Havoc and in Heat)

1) Get ready to see half naked people doing full on crazy things, during a heatwave that feels like the earth is on fire. The fever hits everyone eventually and 'pretty soon your freaky deeky will be on full display.' BE part of that proud tradition! :D 

2) Heatwaves providing a free pass to do whatever the hell you want is not nothing but hokum. Just be warned that 'crazy comes with consequences' and that 'with weather this hot you cannot fight your inhibitions.' Try as you might.. it is a losing fight.  

3) A half naked Wade is NEVER gross and even sexier sopping wet! I request eternal dibs on cooling him down in such ways *throwing a jug of ice over his head* whensoever he doth require it.

4) 'You can't dilly dally in bed all day when you've got a duck to prepare.' We can verify that this does seem to be a valid duck preparation principle. 

5) A mini battery operated fan and an ice cube down your chest is not exactly glamourous and is never going to cut it when you're hot and bothered. 

6) Wade resembles an Abercrombie model when swimming in his seethrough tight tank top. Many a jaw hit the floor, when he removed it to reveal his sculpted, glistening pectorals. Wilson Bethel is understandably so the star of many a sexyyy daydream. MUY CALIENTE baby!! 

7) 'There's nothing more freeing than jumping into a cool pond on a hot day.' You don't have to if you've just blown your hair out, or are scaredy catty that snakes may be a-swimming in it - BUT it's highly recommended. 

8) 'Lots of old people get pregnant - I read the tabloids.' Do I really need to connect the dots for you on this one? eeeeesh.

9) Getting your sister committed for being mentally unstable is haaaaarsh. Yes she's downright, insanely cuckoo for trying to murder you with a desk clock. But can't you let it slide when carbon monoxide poisoning has slowly been killing her? 

10) Little lady, it's only proving your future in mother-in-law right with silliness and being high-strung, instead - you need to show your agreeable nature. Nearly bursting a gullet when she's a snot about your cooking isn't the best course of action. 

11) LET the beautiful, available, gorgeous, obvious-that-he-likes you barman repay you for your medical assistance. All women wanna be swept off their feet, so stop maintaining that you could never hit that when you've already gotten under his skin. Give in to the fever! 

12) What are you trying to pull by making reservations to the same fancy restaurant, your ex lover 'AKA gorgeous AKA could you just die(?)' and their date are dining at? Sabotaging a date by spying on said ex is screwy! 

13) Heatwaves make us do 'stupid things we almost always regret.' Nobody wants to wake up with a Snoopy tattoo on their tush. 

14) As a substitute to succumbing - go home, take a cold shower and let the moment pass. Renounce all heatwaverly pleasures ;) 

15) The age old leave the table in awkward situations excuse: powder your nose and be back in a jiff. You nose powderers kill me!! 

16) Rachel Bilson can look sultry in literally ANYTHING - including headscarves and floppy oversized hats. Who are we kidding she'd be breathtaking even in dungarees, shutter shades and crocs!

17) You shall look a fool, upon falling off a stool when you're trying to be cool and make a boy drool. What's a lady got to do to get a *ahem* rendez-vous around here? A wink isn't always the sexual innuendo you think it is - and can easily be mistaken for a contact lens situation.. 

18) Just as you suspected, talk of destiny, soul mates and planning a double wedding is an infallibly crafty approach to daunt, dismay and scare the socks off your ex's date!! Poor pup, will think she'll need to sleep with a baseball bat. 

19) When a person is attacked out of nowhere by someone who is dangerous not only to others but to herself, there is definitely something wrong. Despite bets that there are a bunch of folks who want to smash you in the head with something! 

20) Interrupting Bourne Identity when you love you some Matt Damon is only acceptable in emergencies. Who isn't a complete sucker for that cutie pants? 

21) Seeking the comfort of physical contact with the man you sought it from 6 months ago needs to stop. Secret fights, tears, tension you can't handle - needs to have the cord cut. Do not allow a former mistress to make it hard for you to move on. 

22) You're not that kind of girl when the sexual tension that's been permeating between you and the beckoning boy next door, is more than metaphorically rained off.. just as you are about to mack on. And the steamy spell from the heatwave is broken. Side note: The rejection is not an action based on his hotness.

23) Why wouldn't your Mum approve of your impending marriage to an adorable, albeit over-dramatic and temper tantrum throwing female? Parents just want their 'perfect' children to have everything. 

24) As far as Lavon's concerned, 'a life without regret, ain't worth living. It's good to follow your instincts, let yourself get caught up in the moment every once in a while. Sometimes the consequences are worth it..until they're not.' Grasp the weird, wonderful and unrepeatable events when they arrive. 

25) 'If you every truly let yourself go, you might fly.' Just dip your toe in the pond of possibilities and skinny dip within the sea of fantasy.